Thursday, November 15, 2007

For those party guest who just won't take a hint....

The folks at Raytheon should really open a Disney-style park to show this type of stuff off. Who would believe that it was possible to create a real, honest-to-goodness PAIN RAY with a range of 1/2 a mile!

You can see it here too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr3qJ0racd0

Here's a British reporter taking one for the team (just on the finger):

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/technology/technology.html?in_article_id=482560&in_page_id=1965

Here's an American report that you can believe at your peril:

http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/10/the-active-can-.html

I'm totally getting four of these! I'm gonna point them randomly at everyone and everything and yell, "Take that for whatever you might feel guilty about!"

Once all my neighbors have had a dose I'll be the undisputed KING of the Home Owner's Association.

The best part is that without coroborating witnesses it's impossible to prove that you've been shot by one. I'm starting to reconsider the prospects of teaching high school....

Good luck comrade citizen!

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